How do I shot web?

No seriously, this is the question i ask myself every day of the week. I literally wake up in the morning and the first thing I do is wonder, "How do I shot web?" I don't know if this is normal, nor do I know if anyone else does the same thing, or understands where I am coming from. I feel so dumbfounded right now, it seems so simple. But ask yourself, how DO you shot web?